Jokes & Messages!

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.

“Not according to my radar,” the trooper said.

“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back.

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.  “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asks the cop.

“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”

“Oh yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Lets see you do it.” The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and was about to walk away when the man asked, “Officer, I know was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair - there were plenty of other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did *I* get the ticket?”

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Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left rear tyre suffers a flat. While Jones is changing the tyre, another car goes by, running over the hub cap in which Jones was keeping the lug nuts. the nuts are all knocked into a nearby storm drain.

Jones is at a loss for what to do and is about to go call a cab when he hears a shout from behind the hospital fence, where one of the inmates has been watching the whole thing.

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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash.

He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed.

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